me:  I'm dying hereee.
boyfriend:  I'd grab you by your throat and start kissing you.
me:  as you go to softly lick at my tongue, you'd feel a tickle in the back of your throat. you'd pull away and scoot away from me, staring in awe.Suddenly I would dislocate my jaw as a huge four foot long tongue slipped out of my mouth, jolting suddenly up, and whipping around the air like a lasso before shooting across the bed and lapping at your face like a cat at it's milk. my torso cracks and arches, forcing me into a back bend, as my head spins in a 360 degree angle. "Fuck me! Fuck!!" I'd shout in a deranged voice, twisting my limbs in almost inhumanly ways.
boyfriend:  I think I just came...